I am kinda shocked at my physical pain tollerance. I just sat there while getting second degree burns, thinking “ah…that’s kind of hot…oh well” and continued on until I realized “oh crap that post-boiling water just peeled some of my skin off…”

suicideblonde:

Audrey Kawasaki

suicideblonde:

Kat Dennings photographed by Lauren Dukoff for Rolling Stone, November 2011

knitmeapony:

coolbreeeze:

Johnny Galecki about gay rumors [x]

Wow. Standing ovation Johnny Galecki.

Yep.  This is how you do it.

(via thelilnan)

i feel like the only one at my school who doesn’t have and doesn’t want a tattoo… 

the-living-hieroglyphic:

tegansara-aficionadolexie:

thehilariousblog:

So…America bottoms for Canada. Okay then!

Oh Canada! We shall always be your bitch!


We always knew Canada was a top.

that’s just great, i live in america’s penis.

I live on the shaft of America’s penis.

(via cannibalistic-bitch)

(via mordorskaleidoscope)

a-violatestory:

BAHAHAHAHAHAH

(via benedick-cumbersnatch)

This is really hard…Abuela keeps talking about how she’ll die soon and she hopes to make it by graduation so she can see me…

This is really hard…Abuela keeps talking about how she’ll die soon and she hopes to make it by graduation so she can see me…